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Lightfishcanada's Bio and Free Webcam
- Real Name:
- Birth Date:
- Oct. 11, 1988
- Interested In:
- New York, USA
- Last Broadcast:
- 1 day ago
- Pics & Videos:
- About Me:
Hey! I'm Lightfishcanada, but you can call me Lars if you'd like. I haven't been on in a while, but I'm back now and I hope you still enjoy. If you like what you see, please tip because I'm poor and rent is insane here.
Contact me at email@example.com
Be polite, civil, and refrain from dickish behavior. Don't spam, advertise your cam, ask for tokens, or make demands. Also, read the FAQ before anything - a lot can be answered there. Otherwise, have fun and don't be afraid to introduce yourself and chat. I'm an open guy and love communicating with and meeting new people on here.
- I don't meet with anyone in real life under any circumstances. Sorry.
- PMs can get distracting, so I don't reply to them until after the show is over.
- I use a bot that selectively edits some words and phrases in order to discourage uncomfortable comments or questions. It's also pretty funny.
Q: How big is it?
A: 11x7 inches (28cm x 17.5cm) hard and 8 inches (20cm) soft - real inches, not porn inches.
Q: That's gotta be fake, right?
A: Nope. I promise you that it's 100% real and I've proved it here on cam plenty of times. Just ask the people in chat who have seen my shows before - they can vouch for me.
Q: So why do you hold it like that?
A: I squeeze the bottom to help keep myself hard while I jerk off on here. It's difficult to keep a boner for several hours while paying attention to the chat and trying to accommodate everybody.
Q: Why don't you take off your shirt?
A: Because even though I'm skinny now, I grew up fat and recently lost a bunch of weight (Over 100lbs on keto!). I'm still insecure about my body. Soon, however, I'll be bulking up and won't hesitate to show off my six-pack as often as possible.
Q: Self suck?
A: I've done it before, but I've got a bad back and find the experience rather uncomfortable at the moment.
Q: Gay, straight, or bi?
A: I'm straight and secure in my sexuality. I have no problem at all with gay/bi people watching and enjoying the show though - I'm an exhibitionist at heart and enjoy being able to entertain you. You guys are awesome.
Q: Do your friends know how big you are?
A: Yes and they don't stop talking about it. It actually gets pretty embarrassing when they go on about it to new people.
Q: What's your height, nationality, location, etc.?
A: Well, I'm 6' tall, Italian-American, and I'm in New York City.
Q: Lightfishcanada? What does that mean? Are you Canadian?
A: Sorry, I'm not actually Canadian. I just took the first 3 random words I could think of and mashed 'em together to get this name.
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